George,
I asked, loong ago, in here, "Anyone got the recipe for this "Whirled Peas" Xmas dish I keep hearing about?"
Better than a Trees Pee-Tee....that's what the dogs have. <G>
If Prince Charles is in the kitchen & you hear a "zzzzip," just say
"no"
The tabloids and the soap opera folks are having a field day.
I love that soundtrack -- have had it on LP for many years now. .
It was from the musical "Hair", with "Good Morning, Starshine". The
church I was with 55 years ago, did several songs part of the deal,
including Sheb Wooley's hit "The Purple People Eater".
And, if the Pontiff has eye surgery, requiring a patch...then sounds
the beeper on his Pope-Mobile that flies around, and has overdone it
on the grapes and wine, would he be "The One Eyed, One Horned, Flying
Purple Papal Leader"?? <G>
That compares with the joke asking what you have with a group of
Texas A&M Aggies, sitting around a campfire, singing, drinking Tab,
and eating apples?? "The Moron Tab And Apple Choir". <G>
Yes, it's a Monday. <G>
Weather warning: It's going to be in the 60s for the next bunch of
puns. . . (not bad for you, but something fearsome in Canada!)
Sometimes, we wonder what happened to the weather stripping on the
Canadian border. <G> But, our big winter snows are usually late in
January, and during February...like it was last year.
Q: What do you call a hippie's wife? A: Mississippi
If you're not the beanstalk climber's daughter, you're Jackson.
Q: What does a hangman and a hippie have in common? A: They're both
into tie-die!
That is a pattern not for the colorblind folks.
My dad is an old hippie, this was his thoughts on the 70s "I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what the temperature is"
They said dress for the 50s today, so I dressed like Buddy Holly. <G>
My hippie grandmother has finally come up with a name for her bakery. Flour power.
All I saw was an episode of The Three Stooges, where they looked like a ghost, with "a flour explosion".
Q: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? A: He was too far out,
man.
He would've done better with a rip fart than a rip current.
Q: How does a hip polygamist count his wives? A: One Mrs. Hippie, two
Mrs. Hippie, three Mrs. Hippie......
There was a commercial years ago for an insurance company, where the guy
had multiple cars, multiple kids, and multiple jobs. Then, this woman yells
to her husband that dinner is ready...and he notes "One Wife". <G>
Q: How did the hippie burn his tongue? A: He was drinking coffee before
it was cool, man.
How did the blonde hurt herself trying to start the car?? She burned her mouth on the tailpipe. <G>
Daryl
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