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    From dbax@3:633/2744.195 to All on Sat Sep 6 17:17:50 2025

    What kind of music do bubbles hate? Pop

    How did the picture end up in prison? It was framed.

    How do trees get online? They just log on!

    ... ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A48 (Raspberry Pi/32)
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  • From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to dbax on Sun Sep 7 15:56:40 2025
    On 06 Sep 2025, dbax said the following...

    What kind of music do bubbles hate? Pop

    How did the picture end up in prison? It was framed.

    How do trees get online? They just log on!

    I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

    Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

    What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

    ... I tried to catch fog this morning, but I mist.

    --- Mystic BBS v1.12 A49 2024/05/29 (Linux/64)
    * Origin: Northern Realms (1:229/664)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to dbax on Mon Oct 6 09:22:20 2025
    How did the picture end up in prison? It was framed.

    How did it die?
    It was hung.


    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-7
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to George Pope on Fri Oct 10 09:28:26 2025
    George,

    How did the picture end up in prison? It was framed.

    How did it die?
    It was hung.

    Sounds like the one where the woman told this motorcycle rider that
    his pants were unzipped.

    He said to her "Did you see a soldier standing at attention??".

    She replied "It looked like a disabled veteran sitting on 2 duffle
    bags". <G>

    Daryl

    ... "But I like pineapple" said Tom, dolefully
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    * Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:19/33)
  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Sun Nov 2 05:40:40 2025
    Sounds like the one where the woman told this motorcycle rider that
    his pants were unzipped.
    He said to her "Did you see a soldier standing at attention??".
    She replied "It looked like a disabled veteran sitting on 2 duffle
    bags".

    Or:
    Soldier: "Did you see that ol' cobra head staring out at you?" She: "I only saw a dead bird sitting on a saggy nest."

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-7
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)
  • From Daryl Stout@1:19/33 to George Pope on Mon Nov 3 23:48:39 2025
    George,


    Sounds like the one where the woman told this motorcycle rider that
    his pants were unzipped.
    He said to her "Did you see a soldier standing at attention??".
    She replied "It looked like a disabled veteran sitting on 2 duffle
    bags".

    Or:
    Soldier: "Did you see that ol' cobra head staring out at you?"
    She: "I only saw a dead bird sitting on a saggy nest."

    That, too. <G>

    Daryl

    ... I got angry at an Italian chef, gave him a pizza my mind.
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  • From George Pope@1:153/757 to Daryl Stout on Wed Dec 31 14:35:24 2025
    Sounds like the one where the woman told this motorcycle rider that
    his pants were unzipped.
    He said to her "Did you see a soldier standing at attention??".
    She replied "It looked like a disabled veteran sitting on 2 duffle
    bags".

    Sounds like this old granny in 1973 who wanted to be part of a motorcycle club.

    She went up to the leader of the local HAMC chapter and said she wanted to join. He began asking her the customary questions.

    "Okay, Ma'am, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

    She thought, then replied, brow furled, "No, I haven't, but I've been swung around by the t*ts!"

    That one has always got a guffaw out of me for some reason, ever since I first heard it back in 73!

    --- BBBS/Li6 v4.10 Toy-7
    * Origin: The Rusty MailBox - Penticton, BC Canada (1:153/757)

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