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  • Kiss my Putt

    From Jay Harris@1:229/664 to All on Sat Mar 25 08:03:36 2023
    Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment.

    His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: "Tim, I've been thinking, now that we're married maybe it's time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs."

    Tim gets this horrified look on his face.

    She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

    "For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife."

    "Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

    "I wasn't," he replied.

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  • From Daryl Stout@1:2320/33 to Jay Harris on Mon Mar 27 06:17:00 2023
    Jay,

    "Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

    "I wasn't," he replied.

    The honeymoon is over. :P

    Daryl

    ... Honeymoon: When your spouse flashes their butt cheeks at you.
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