"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up", said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?", inquired the
teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing
up there all by yourself."

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