Reader's Digest Joke of the Day

I was visiting my son the other night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
"Dad, this is the 21st century," he said. "I don't waste my money on newspapers. But if you like, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you this: That spider never knew what hit him.
--Adam Joshua Smargon
RD Issue: December 2012

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