"I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her way. Second, let her have it." --Lyndon B. Johnson, The New York Times
RD Issue: July 1970
Reader's Digest Joke of the Day
"I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her way. Second, let her have it."
--Lyndon B. Johnson, The New York Times
Yup, sounds like a man who was happily married, yup. . .
LBJ was okay, I guess, but Nixon was actually a decent enough guy, notwithstanding that really bad 'indiscretion' at the Watergate Hotel,
of course! -- he promised to exit Viet Nam, returning the US
servicemen home, & he DID!
Just remember, my American brethren, Canada is bigger AND we're on top.
If North America is a prison, that makes you our "she-dog" [I
could've validly used the proper term, but because I don't have to, I choose not to!]
Happy 2023 to all of you! With much wealth, health, & a surfeit of happiness with the romantic partner(s) of your choice!
WHOOOOOO!!!!!! 2023!!! Time for a fleeping beer here at Cyberpope Central!
2022 was a year full of poo...so 2023 is the time to go pee. <G>
Well, he's in there doing his business, and he sees the buttons.
As curiosity killed the cat, it about did the same to him, as he
ended up blacking out, and waking up in the hospital.
Or, in this case, curiosity killed the /rooster/, eh?
Did you know that curious people live longer? That's because curious people are lifelong learners.
Learners are also known as pupils.
And pupils dilate.
George,
Or, in this case, curiosity killed the /rooster/, eh?He's no longer the cock of the walk. :P
Did you know that curious people live longer? That's because curiousI see where you're going with this thread. <G>
people are lifelong learners.
Learners are also known as pupils.
And pupils dilate.
On a serious note, though, I saw a story where a brand of eye drops
is causing adverse reactions, including blindness. https://www.foxnews.com/health/cdc-says-eye-drop-brand-may-be-connected- drug-resistant-bacterial-infections
(above URL all on one line).
The bacterium with the "preservative-free EzriCare Artificial Tears"
is apparently resistant to most antibiotics.
I use Systane at least once a day, if not more...than it's a few
minutes after I put them in before the burning quits, and the vision stabilizes.
work (if possible), and go lie down (I think I just jinxed myself) <G>.
If that wasn't bad enough, it's too dangerous to drive ever again.
My area is still under an Ice Storm Warning through at least midday
Thursday. Thank The Lord, so far, I still have power and internet...
so, as long as I have that, I'm good.
I'm working on the LAST of my food supply (chicken nuggets), and I
should have enough to last me through Thursday...then, with my new
disability payment on Friday,
the icy roads, delivery may be an issue. I saw where the area
DoorDash delivery service had been suspended, due to icy roads.
We have a final round of freezing rain tonight and Thursday, before
it turns to rain, and finally ends.
So, I may end up fasting for a day or two...at least I can take my
blood pressure medication without food. If power does go out, the BBS
is down, but I can take my blood pressure medication, "drain the
radiator" <G>, and go back to sleep.
I think the groundhog is drunk...although I saw an Editorial Cartoon
this morning, showing Gobbler's Knob in c, Pennsylvania...
with Punxatawney Phil (the groundhog) being held up by his handlers)...
and one of them says "There's more classified documents here" (in a
reference to all the documents found at President Joe Biden's homes.
I only eat one meal a day 3 days a week, to trey to bring
my weight down to a level that's not trying to kill me. .
.
I use Systane at least once a day, if not more...than
it's a few minutes after I put them in before the
burning quits, and the vision stabilizes. If it's too
bad, it's time to pause with the computer work (if
possible), and go lie down (I think I just jinxed
myself) <G>.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Add up the calories that you consume for 7 days. Divide that
by 7, and stick to that calorie consumption for each day.
Along the way, replace the source of empty fastfood or packaged
food calories with better choices.
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