My husband's best friend, Gary, gave him a birthday
party for his wife. Guests laughed and applauded as
the birthday girl opened a mountain of gifts from her
devoted husband. As she showed off the collection
of lovely things to wear, the happy woman declared,
"If my husband didn't buy me clothes, I'd be naked
all the time."

Gary rolled his eyes and said, "NOW she tells me!"

--Diane Hall..
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32
* Origin: The Thunderbolt BBS - Little Rock, Arkansas (1:2320/33)